P U N S & Q U O T E S                 
<<<TODAY'S PUN >>>
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

 

<<< TODAY'S QUOTE >>>

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
   


 
<<< GOOD ADVICE >>>
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
 

 

 

 

<<< BUMPER SNICKERS >>>

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE
CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

 

 

 

<<< COWBOY WISDOM >>>

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older
and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.  

 

 

 

<<< ONE LINERS >>>

It has been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

 

 

 

<<< POLITICAL HUMOR >>>

There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.

 

 

 

<<< SOUTHERN HUMOR >>>

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas,
and a hurricane in Florida have in common ?
Somebody's fixin' to lose themselves a trailer. 

 

 <<< WORDS OF WISDOM >>>

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used
when we created them.

 

<<< HUMOR OF THE FAMOUS >>>

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty....
but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out !
                                          ..............Phyllis Diller    

 

 <<< ULTIMATE  TRUTHS >>>

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused.

 

<<< BURMA SHAVE >>>

A Peach Looks Good
With Lots of Fuzz
But Man's No Peach
And Never Was 
~ Burma Shave ~

 

<<< YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......>>>

You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.  

 

<<< RULES OF THE AIR >>>

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately,
the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

 

<<< DID YOU EVER WONDER ?? >>>

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

 

<<< NATURAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE >>>

Boling's Postulate: If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

 

 <<< SARCASM >>>

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

 

 <<< FROM RESTROOM WALLS >>>

Make love, not war.
Hell, do both ....
GET MARRIED!

 

 <<< GEMS ABOUT LIFE >>>

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

 

 <<< OUR LANGUAGE >>>

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham ?


 

 <<< A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE >>>

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize ! ˇ !

 


I may forget what someone may do or say,

but I never forget how they made me feel !

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